First, Lon and I love Gordon Ramsey, the Simon Cowell of kitchen reality shows. I wish I could just occasionally scream at some of the morons I've encountered and tell them exactly what I think of them.

So, who picked the bozos on this season of Hell's Kitchen? None of the contestants show much potential and they look and speak like trailer park trash. Did they not catch on from other reality shows to throw in some eye candy? Matt resembles a Bull Terrier! (This picture of him is way too forgiving but I couldn't find any others.)


We're glad Jason got kicked off this week. This sexist pig, who's probably never had a date, can only make gender related comments, or whine like a baby. He thinks the men should have won the chicken butchering contest purely because they are male. When he screws up making the desserts, he says he hates desserts and justifies if by saying, "Women can make desserts." Meanwhile, he could barely memorize four freakin' desserts. Not the recipe of four desserts, just the names of four desserts with accompaniments. Apparently, memorization is a female job that men shouldn't be bothered with either. After getting kicked off, he walks off whining about how he can't cry because he is not a woman. Ok, manly man.

We're hoping Jen gets kicked off next week, just because her voice is just that damn annoying, but it'll probably be another idiot first. It's hard to choose, there's too many. I'm not sure I'm going to continue watching this season of Hell's Kitchen. I enjoyed last season much more, when at least a few people had potential, so you had someone to root for.